• *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

Disney Heroine Medley

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This is something all Disney fans should listen to.

Disney Heroine Medley by Susan Egan

God Help the Outcasts from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Part of Your World from The Little Mermaid

A Whole New World from Aladdin

Colors of the Wind from Pocahontas

I Won’t Say (I’m in Love) from Hercules